Wtf why not just tell them to shower when you about to suck some cock, when I'm about to eat pussy and ass I tell the females to shower 🚿 In the motel or at my house even if they say they took one, I gotta see.
Here's the problem with sucking off straight men while they're sitting down. Approximately 100% of them don't wash their ass crack (and don't wipe well), so you'll eventually end up smelling shit. It's a huge deal breaker for me, and there's no easy way to broach the subject. STRAIGHT MEN! WASH YOUR GODDAMN ASS CRACK!
STRAIGHT MEN! WASH YOUR GODDAMN ASS CRACK!